Inquiring minds want to know

I want to know why do these companies make these 100 calorie pack snacks and they put an odd number of bags in the box, and then why do they have to put so few in the bag? I mean hook a sista up. I be trying to get my snack attack on. How bad can it be if you put more snacks in a 100 calorie pack? If I eat the entire box of five packs in a day, then I might as well just get a regular size box with the regular calories. Ok, I must admit that I did catch these 100 calorie packs on sale and then I had to try them. The box had five freaking itty bitty bags. What was wrong with making it six bags? I REALLY did think that five bags would be great because I could eat a bag a day. Hahaha...I'm laughing at myself because lets just say that the second bag didn't even make it to the second day and I won't even begin to tell you what happened with bags 3-5.

I also want to know why is it when we are driving and there is a school bus that stops....how come them darn children ain't at the bus stop already? Somebody would get left if I was driving that bus. I guess that's why I ain't driving. If your bus is suppose to come at 7:05, by golly, have your lazy behind at the stop earlier than 7:04 and 53 seconds. I was on my way to work and the bus is waiting with the blinking lights on and then finally a few kids come and they are walking all slow like this is their world. I wish I would have had a bull horn so I could have yelled out the window..."Get your behind on that bus or you will get left." Kids have it way too easier these days. I had to walk to school...no, I had to hump my way to school, cause that was no short walk.

Inquiring minds also want to know why in the heck do folks put all these initials after their name when we, the common folk, don't even know what the initials mean. Ok, I can understand D.D.S, and ED. and Dr. and Jr., but when you start putting M.M.S.T.Q.Z.L.L. and all that stuff behind your name, it's best to either spell it out or leave it off. How in the world you gonna call yourself whatever it is you call yourself and you call me in my office to tell me that you put a new ink cartridge in your printer and you want to know why it doesn't work...when I go to your office to check it out, how come the tape is still on it from the package and your response is..."oh, I didn't know that." Duh!!!