Now before I go any further, I do hope that if you do have small breasts that you do not take offense to this blog but find it rather comical. Well with that being said, I must continue. My daughter and I joined a women's fitness center and have been going for about a week now. They have all these mirrors as if I want to constantly stare at myself sweating like a pig about to go to market while I am on this treadmill. So we were getting our workout on before we hit the weights and in the mirror I can see everybody who comes in plus I can see everybody who is exercising behind us.
As I'm getting my warm out walk on, I looked in the mirror and lo and behold there was a lady on this exercise machine where her breast had come out of her bra. I couldn't help but notice and so I looked over at my daughter on the other treadmill and without me saying anything, she just started giggling and then turned to act like she didn't see it. I was like, "somebody needs to tell this lady that her little titty, uh breast, is poking through her clothes" but it's not gonna be me. Now my thing is if you're going to have half a nipple staring at the whole gym through the mirrors to at least have hefty size jugs like mine so that when someone sees it, their response would be, "WHOA MAMA!" and then they would be going out to get plastic surgery to get some of the ones I have that nature blessed me with.
Now I never thought I'd be posting about someone elses breast but I had to share that moment of a blind sight torture for me and I felt that I had to finish up on my treadmill with my eyes closed.
As I'm getting my warm out walk on, I looked in the mirror and lo and behold there was a lady on this exercise machine where her breast had come out of her bra. I couldn't help but notice and so I looked over at my daughter on the other treadmill and without me saying anything, she just started giggling and then turned to act like she didn't see it. I was like, "somebody needs to tell this lady that her little titty, uh breast, is poking through her clothes" but it's not gonna be me. Now my thing is if you're going to have half a nipple staring at the whole gym through the mirrors to at least have hefty size jugs like mine so that when someone sees it, their response would be, "WHOA MAMA!" and then they would be going out to get plastic surgery to get some of the ones I have that nature blessed me with.
Now I never thought I'd be posting about someone elses breast but I had to share that moment of a blind sight torture for me and I felt that I had to finish up on my treadmill with my eyes closed.
"so you knew my breast was hanging out and didn't tell me?"
ReplyDeletelmbo, but on the real, please tell me someone finally told this lady becuz big or small i would say it would still be embarassing
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ReplyDeleteOh no I'm really giggling to myself. How did you contain yourself? I bet you still keep chuckling about it. Poor woman though. Hopefully she never noticed a thing. LOL.
LOLOLOL...Oh goodness, I think I would have thought, "How can I tactfully and without embarrassing her, tell this woman that her tatas are out for the world to see?" Sort of like trying to tell someone who you don't know, "You have toilet paper hanging out of your pants/on the bottom of your shoe", when they exit a bathroom!
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No you did NOT leave this woman hanging - no pun intended (lol).
ReplyDeleteYou know, this sounds like something that would be discussed on Oprah, lol. I rarely watch her show but I seem to recall that she did run a "What would you do segment?" I think they used actors/actresses to walk around with an embarrassing problem (like toilet paper) in public to see whether anyone would help them out...I think only a few people "said something" per case.
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No you know you are wrong for not telling her that. Even if it looked like a darkened piece of skin, it was still her nipple. Ya'll are wrong...Would you tell someone if they had a booger.
ReplyDeleteOh QueenBee, you should have told her! What if it were you? As a member of this committee, I have to defend her and say that it is more embarrassing to have it exposed because then we have folk referring to it as "a darkened piece of skin" just as Kingsmomma did, (which is totally hilarious by the way, never heard that one before!) to only have us further humiiated.
ReplyDeleteAnd ya'll do know that you MUST inform us itty bitty ladie's when we are hanging out there cause since they are so small, we honestly don't know! It ain't like we feel it bouncing free or anything! tee-hee okay I'm having too much fun with this one. F-U-N-N-Y
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Larie
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ReplyDeleteIm mad that you and your daughter let her go jogging with some little bitties!
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ReplyDeleteGirl you didn't tell her that her boob was hanging out? :-)
ReplyDeleteBut on second thought...how did she not see it hanging out with all of those mirrors? :-)