Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A real life scary movie

I love to sit and watch a good scary movie; one that will have me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end. I've even watched a so-called scary movie and was like, "Where does it get scary?" Well let me tell you about my somewhat scary experience. I am still taking classes at night and last night after class was over, I had to pee so bad that I just couldn't wait until I got home. Normally, even after class, someone is lingering around to talk to our professor about this or that, so off to the restroom I go. I got in the bathroom and started jumping around because I couldn't get my pants off fast enough. I mean I could have just let pee run all down my leg and then get in my car smelling like urine. But that wasn't me. I had my bookbag in my hand and I just dropped everything to the floor of the stall I was in.

I got ready to wash my hands and I could hear something that sounded like a "clank, clank". I looked around to see where I could hide. There was no where to crawl under or on top of so I thought I better get out of this restroom. As I pulled down a napkin to wipe the water from my hands, I didn't bother putting the napkin in the trash, I just grabbed my stuff off the floor as fast as I could and got the heck out of dodge. But holy smoker roo, when I got to the door to the hallway, it was jet black. What the ham and cheese!!! So I've heard the phrase when in Rome, do as the Romans do. So if this was a real life scary movie for me, I did as they would do and yelled out, "HELLLLOOOO" I thought I would stay up against the wall and find the emergency exit light. Right then I heard a voice that said hello back. I thought, "If this is hell, I don't want to be here."

I yelled out again maybe I could follow the voice where I heard it from. I said, "HELLLOOOO, WHERE ARE YOU?" The voice said, "I'm over here." I mean, come on seriously...saying I'm over here does not justify nothing in the dark. So I said, "Over here where?" For a minute I thought I was gonna see Ashton Kusher and tell me I'm being punked. I could hear footsteps and I yelled out, "Just turn the light on please." FINALLY, the lights come on. It was security. I breathed a sigh of relief. I said, "Geez, can't a girl go and pee before yall turn all the lights off." He chuckled and said he was sorry and that he didn't think to go in the bathroom and ask if anybody was in the building. He said he would do that the next time. Well he ain't gotta worry about me because guess what....there won't be a next time.

Lovingly yours,


  1. LOL I love this story:) I think it's awesome that your daughter still loves dolls, I think girls today should stay girls for as long as they can! xoxoxo

  2. lmbo.. this was hilarious..i could picture in there saying hello... honey, what you were supposed to do was have on high heels with your keys in your hand..start running and fall and drop the keys...and franticly pat the ground for them right before you got got..

    i am not a fan of scary movies..they give me nightmares..