Wednesday, July 21, 2010
A real life scary movie
I got ready to wash my hands and I could hear something that sounded like a "clank, clank". I looked around to see where I could hide. There was no where to crawl under or on top of so I thought I better get out of this restroom. As I pulled down a napkin to wipe the water from my hands, I didn't bother putting the napkin in the trash, I just grabbed my stuff off the floor as fast as I could and got the heck out of dodge. But holy smoker roo, when I got to the door to the hallway, it was jet black. What the ham and cheese!!! So I've heard the phrase when in Rome, do as the Romans do. So if this was a real life scary movie for me, I did as they would do and yelled out, "HELLLLOOOO" I thought I would stay up against the wall and find the emergency exit light. Right then I heard a voice that said hello back. I thought, "If this is hell, I don't want to be here."
I yelled out again maybe I could follow the voice where I heard it from. I said, "HELLLOOOO, WHERE ARE YOU?" The voice said, "I'm over here." I mean, come on seriously...saying I'm over here does not justify nothing in the dark. So I said, "Over here where?" For a minute I thought I was gonna see Ashton Kusher and tell me I'm being punked. I could hear footsteps and I yelled out, "Just turn the light on please." FINALLY, the lights come on. It was security. I breathed a sigh of relief. I said, "Geez, can't a girl go and pee before yall turn all the lights off." He chuckled and said he was sorry and that he didn't think to go in the bathroom and ask if anybody was in the building. He said he would do that the next time. Well he ain't gotta worry about me because guess what....there won't be a next time.