Monday, April 2, 2012


You've probably seen it on television in your lifetime, where a crazy person ends up squirting something in their eye, and they think they have been blinded. Today, that crazy person would be me. I was putting lotion on this morning and the pump sort of slowed down and would not pump. I needed lotion on these legs today. There was no way around it. When the pump stopped pumping, I did the ole okie doke and decided to look inside the pump to see if I could see some blockage. Little did I know that my hand was still on the pump and it squeezed right on my face and into my eye. I grasped for breath because at the instant, I thought I had been blinded by lotion. I really could not even imagine how I was gonna explain how I made myself blind. I wiped away the excess lotion but yet still kept my eyes closed. I opened one eye and then the other one and realized I still had my perfect vision, and then I looked up at the clock and saw that I had to be out of the door in 10 minutes. And to think, I really thought I was going to have to call in for a sick day.



  1. Thank God you're not blind and you have a very moisturized eye ball.

  2. I did that with Aqua Net hair spray. I swear, my eye sight has never been the same.