Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Under _ where?

Why is it that I have to see your bra strap out in public? I can't stand to look at people's undergarments. I don't want to know that you have on pink draws. It's not that I can stop and look away when you have on red panties with white pants. I be thinking I'm going to help you out and let you know that you have bled all over yourself when in reality, you're not bleeding except from a serious hole in your head.

That's the point of it being called underwear. It's suppose to go under your clothes. I see the young ladies pass by my office and for starters, their top is wayyyyy too small which rides up and then the pants are wayyyyy too low and therefore I see thongs (ooops, hold on, I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth where the hangy ball thing lies) and all kinds of dirty underwear that shouldn't be seen. It's ok if they have a colored bra on....AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT UNDER A SEE-THRU TOP. And it's not just the ladies, yeah the men have on all kinds of stuff too. It's totally disgusting....and while I'm speaking of disgusting, if I see someone else my age with the words JUICY on the back of their pants, I'm gonna....well I don't know what I'm gonna do.

So here is my poem I made up: I don't care here or there, I don't care to see your underwear. I don't want to see it on a boat, or I may have to cut your throat. I don't want to see it at work or then I'll think you are a jerk. I don't want to see it out on the street, show somebody else your meat. I don't want to see it at the school, because you know you look like a fool. Keep your underwear where it should be, and not for the whole world to see.

Lovingly yours,

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you on this...I cannot understand why women/girls would wear a bra that so obviously shows under their top...did they not notice?
    Great poem! x