I don't do toilets!!

I must admit that toilet cleaning is one of the yuckiest things to ever clean. I decided I would give some leeway to my kids because they have been helping out around the house more than usual. So while they were busy doing homework, I thought the angelic mom would come out and I would go and clean their toilet for them. Big mistake! I almost upchucked on a woodchuck. Then there would probably be puke everywhere....Oh my!!! It was the grossest and most hideous thing you ever wanted to see. I bet Dracula had a cleaner commode than this. No way, no way! I threw in the red flag and something had to give. Or did I throw in the white flag...whatever color it was, it had to be a nicer color than the children's squat pot. I really don't mind cleaning, I love the smell of pine-sol and bleach; but even the lady who does the pine-sol commercial would have given that toilet six thumbs down. OK, I've said my peace and I don't know which one of the crumb snatchers gave in, but when I walked back by it, I can hear the lady saying, "now that's the power of pine-sol, baby!"