Thursday, July 5, 2012

Leave your key at the door

Hubby was watching Jerry Springer the other night and I guess he finds all that crap hilarious. I was sitting in the same room as he was while I was trying to do homework. The television does not bother me at all when I am working. One of the ladies on the show made a comment about how she works at the strip club and that she do it for the money but her husband is not allowed in there. I kept on doing my work when my hubby blurts out that there are probably plenty of strip clubs around here and that he has not been in any of them. I told him first and foremost, I am more than enough woman for him if he wanted a stripper, all he had to do was ask. I said that secondly, you might not be able to handle all of this jelly because I am more woman than he will ever need, and thirdly, I said that if he did go out to the strip club, be my guess, just leave your key at the door cause you won't be coming back home.

I wasn't even upset when I said it. I told him there won't even be any hard feelings when he decides to go, and to make sure that whatever woman gives him a lap dance to let her know that she may have him at her house, but he still gonna be paying bills at this one. Hubby said, "Girl you know I was playing right." Yeah, I knew he was, but I wanted him to know the consequences just in case his fantasy turns into reality. You handle your business and I'm gonna handle mine, but just leave your key at the door just so there won't be any misunderstanding and I went right on doing my homework. HeHeHe



  1. YES! Exactly. Let him know your boundaries, and mark those lines in the cement. I like your style. I don't understand the appeal of a strip club, and I never will.

  2. LOL! I have an advantage in reading this post because I know your hubby and i pictured you telling him and then pictured his face and HOLLERED!

  3. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the hottest virtual strippers on my taskbar.