
So hubby and Mr. Neighbor got in this debate about the word of God. Mr. Neighbor asked hubby was it a sin to drink. Hubby said that the sin ain't drinking but the sin is getting drunk. They went on to talk about how Jesus turned water into wine and Mr. Neighbor wanted to know if Jesus tasted or sipped on any of it. In my mind I'm thinking just read the word for yourself. We are driving and I can hardly wait to get to the church because the two of them are getting on my nerves. Hubby then says to Mr. Neighbor, "Do you ever open up your Bible at all because it seems mighty new." In the name of Jesus, please let me just see the steeple of the church and I don't need to wait for him to park, I'm gonna just jump out and walk the rest of the way.
Finally, we arrive at the church (THEY ARE STILL TALKING) The car was barely in park good when I jumped out and hurried away. Whew....Now can the church please say AMEN!!
You ain't nuthin but a mess, lady! That was hilarious. I was just excited that your hubby was set to plant a seed, spread the word in whatever way he could to your neighbor. That's just awesome!
ReplyDeleteThat's tough goign talk about hard work - hope you managed to find your own pew and leave the men to it :)
ReplyDeleteOooops- what was that all about then? Maybe your husband was 'sussing' him out? ;0)
ReplyDeleteAn awkward moment for sure. Glad you made it to church on time and safe! ;)
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ReplyDeleteLOL:) Too funny:) Thank God for grace and favor! You did real good sitting through it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I could have, way to stay in there for the Lord:)
xoxox
Ms.Wanda