Confessions of a not so serious person

As you may know or may not know, I am in school taking classes trying to obtain my degree in Criminal Justice. These are some harder classes than what I'm used to dealing with so I figured that if I'm gonna be in class at night after work, that I really want to pay as much attention as I can to get what I came to do. On Tuesday nights, I am taking Constitutional Law and then on Wednesdays, Law and Society. So in my Tuesday night class, there is this young girl in there and I really wish she drop out of my class.

There are about 40 people in there and this young girl comes in there rattling her cheetos bag and then start crunching on her cheetos....and here is the worst part....she is chewing with her mouth wide open. So I was thinking since this is Constitutional Law, would it be constitutional if I throw my book at this girl....not to kill her or anything, but to knock them cheetos off on the floor just to give her a wake up call? Oh and did I forget to mention that not only is she chewing cheetos loud and with her mouth open, she is trying to talk to the instructor at the same time....and then lick her fingers.....If I was those scrubbing bubbles, I would say, "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

So I thought that it was just me who was thinking this insane-ness, but I could actually tell by the way every head turned in the direction of the cheetos cruncher, that they wanted to throw their book or their purse or pull out a taser and just put her in temporary shock.  I still wonder if I would have a good case and get off easy.  I'm just saying. Hmmmmm.

Lovingly yours,