Thursday, September 9, 2010
Confessions of a not so serious person
There are about 40 people in there and this young girl comes in there rattling her cheetos bag and then start crunching on her cheetos....and here is the worst part....she is chewing with her mouth wide open. So I was thinking since this is Constitutional Law, would it be constitutional if I throw my book at this girl....not to kill her or anything, but to knock them cheetos off on the floor just to give her a wake up call? Oh and did I forget to mention that not only is she chewing cheetos loud and with her mouth open, she is trying to talk to the instructor at the same time....and then lick her fingers.....If I was those scrubbing bubbles, I would say, "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
So I thought that it was just me who was thinking this insane-ness, but I could actually tell by the way every head turned in the direction of the cheetos cruncher, that they wanted to throw their book or their purse or pull out a taser and just put her in temporary shock. I still wonder if I would have a good case and get off easy. I'm just saying. Hmmmmm.