A golden what????

As I was sitting in class this past weekend, our instructor was talking about signs of a serial killer from teenagers. Two of the signs were cruelty to animals and then bed-wetting. Before the instructor could finish his sermon   lecture, one of the much older ignorant  students raised her hand and said she had a question. The instructor gave her permission to speak and as she began to open her mouth, these are the words that flowed out: "I don't mean to offend anyone, but Professor, could you tell me if that's the same thing as a golden shower, you know like when somebody pees all over you." All I could do was put my head down on my desk and shake my head. The professor and the entire class was in a mode of silence and the professor said, "Now moving on to the next chapter." I agree with the professor.

Lovingly yours,