Roses really smell like poo poo

If you've ever heard that song "Roses really smell like poo poo" from Outkast - then you will know what I'm talking about. I'm getting ahead of myself here. I was sitting at my desk minding my own business as I do everyday. Some times I can tell by the way a person is walking down the hall, without even seeing them, to know who is walking. Sounds strange, but some of the people I work with have heavy feet, some of them drag their feet and some of them....well I can't tell who the heck is coming. Well one guy was coming down the hall and I couldn't tell from his footsteps who it was but all I know is that he was speed walking.

He had to hurry up and get to the bathroom. I didn't know what he had to do. I didn't care. All I know is that from the sound of his walking, he couldn't get there fast enough. He hurriedly got in the bathroom and I so declare I heard a sigh of relief. Ok that was TMI...my little ears are prone to some stuff. The toilet flushes....wait, it flushes again. In my mind I'm silently saying a selfish prayer, "Please let him wash his hands and please don't let him come into my office and say hello." That poo poo smell sometimes tend to linger on ya and you have to walk it off for a hot minute. I sat at my desk and my heart was going "THUMP, THUMP, THUMP" in fear that he would come in and then I would have to spray my air freshener afterwards.

The door opened from the bathroom, and before he walked out, he let out a WHEW....Ok, in my mind I said UGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! Thankfully he passed by my office and gave me the nod hello. I nodded back. He had a new walk and his step was a whole lot lighter.

Lovingly yours,